Scissors is my favorite Greaves story.
Cutting the small cut before tearing mesh for roller frames, this poor girl had the worst scissors I'd ever seen. I asked her if she passed the Ace Hardware store on the way home? When she said yes, I gave her $10 and put he scissors across my torque wrench and stepped on them.
"OH, I'm so sorry, I broke your scissors"
In the the car the Midwest Screen Supply rep yelled at me to not do that again when I was with him.
Yes, you had to be there but that girl never forgot my visit. And she took those scissors with her when she got a better job.