some people just don't get it

[mooseman]

Lady calls this afternoon
she says how much do you charge per letter
we say we don't charge by the letter but what are you looking for.she says I am going to the Buffalo Bills game on sunday and I have one jersey I just bought & want to have a name & number printed on it by saturday night (for the time challenged that means tomorrow night).
We say we do not print one item or take in customer supplied goods.
She says can't you just do this because I really need this for the game on Sunday.
We say the cost to stop our work set this up and print one item is 3 - 4 hours from a cold start and the price would be way more than you paid for the jersey ( we were thinking maybe she would get the message and just buy a jersey at the stadium or just go away.)
She says how much is that,
we say we charge 1/2 the rate of local auto repair shops they are at $59.95 / hr so we are at $29.95 / hour x 3 hours = $89.00 .
THEN SHE SAYS.........I can buy an official Bills jersey for that price....................

ignorance can be cured stupid goes on FOREVER...............here's you sign

mooseman

[Homer]

moose...it's a BILLS fan, wtf do you expect... .....we all suck donkey balls.....



and now we're going to start this damn rookie 3rd string QB that never took a snap with the team....oh yeah, good plan coach, good plan...but we can pay this defenseman d bag a million clams a game....damn Buffalo, and don't even get me going on the Sabres, wtf is their goal for the season? cuz it sure isn't scoring goals....

[Inkworks]

I'm starting to love jobs like that, 3-5 minutes work tops with a vinyl cutter and heat press and an easy $20. We have a stream-lined invoice system for those that need one, most are happy just to pay cash. I'd these jobs all day, every day. Of course if you're not set up for vinyl that doesn't help you.

[mooseman]

Hey Homer,
I just had to...sorry
mooseman

The New York Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Buffalo .
 For the first offense, they give you two Buffalo Bills tickets.
 If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.


 Q.. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
 A. The Buffalo Bills.

 Q. What do the Buffalo Bills and Billy Graham have in common?
 A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

 Q. How do you keep a Buffalo Bill out of your yard?
 A. Put up a goal post.

 Q. Where do you go in Buffalo in case of a tornado?
 A. To Buffalo Bills Stadium - they never* touchdown there!

 Q. How many Buffalo Bills does it take to win a Super Bowl?
 A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

 Q. What do the Bills and a possum have in common?
 A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

[Gilligan]

I'm with you Inkworks... we would nail this out in Vinyl... granted, I'd charge about $40 bucks for the last minute nature of it... But we would probably get the gig.

This reminds me, I need to text my printer to praise him on his late night stays the last two days to secure a potentially good client... I gave him a nice bonus for it... but he pulled a late night again today.