Expressions?

[terryei]

One I use often. . .gotta set the scene here -a few guys standing around and a dill pickle walks by (a dill pickle being an ugly chick)

. . . I wouldn't fk her with his dik if you were pushin. . .

I have so many but I'd rather not use that terminology here -I may offend some.

YOU Offend some?  NOW THAT"S Funny!

[squeezee]

Bob's your uncle (OK... that doesn't get used much, but it should)

Very common in England!

[jsheridan]

That's a Wicked Pissah!!

[tpitman]

. . . I wouldn't fk her with his dik if you were pushin. . .

Conversely, "I'd hit that so hard her mama would thank me . . ."

[Denis Kolar]

I have one that I use if someone complains about the headache:

The tooth hurts when it is hollow too

[inkman996]

One I use often. . .gotta set the scene here -a few guys standing around and a dill pickle walks by (a dill pickle being an ugly chick)

. . . I wouldn't fk her with his dik if you were pushin. . .

I have so many but I'd rather not use that terminology here -I may offend some.

Homer in our state the guys that bat for the other team tend to use parks and rest stops for their hunting grounds so they are affectionately known as "Pickle Parks".


One of my favorites "does a one legged dick swim in a circle"

[terryei]

busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

busier than a one armed paper hanger with the crabs

[Artelf2xs]

"you have two ears and one mouth, use them proportionately"

[Artelf2xs]

my fave.....
Don't argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level and beat you senseless with experience.

[Evo]

Bob's your uncle (OK... that doesn't get used much, but it should)

Actually, Bob IS my uncle.

[Artelf2xs]

"A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS--But it uses up a thousand times the memory."

[Prōdigium]

I have been taught some new ones where I am residing now that are sometimes not as obvious to understand, but non the less are good.

Drinking the water of a well, one should never forget who dug it.
One should always be grateful to those who helped him succeed.

A fall into a ditch, a gain in your wit.
People learn from their mistakes.

My uncle used to have a good one I remember from when I was young, he had many (most I cant repeat here)
You can wish for something in one hand, and crap in the other...see which one fills up faster.
This was his reply to people who wished for something. He was a man who believed in hard work and NO excuses. (Ex Military Air Force)

[Artelf2xs]

Lance,

That reminds me of the one my farther always used whenever I would say If..

" If Frogs had wings they wouldn't Bump their little (* Rumps) On rocks! That's What IF!

No Offense Andy :-P