Now we're getting somewhere!

[GaryG]

Decimal or not 
USD says $.08 ¢

Came my way in an email today. Better than getting the 45 phone calls for digitizing today.

[cleveprint]

we've changed company policy to say that we now sell fruit and vegetables to the digitizers that call all day. it really throws our friends from India off pretty good. they call right back extremely confused.

[GoWestRob]

Fruits and Vegetables is a good one...we say that we are a screen print supply company so we have no needs for digitizing or rectorization services. 

We also have a subscription to the Jolly Roger Phone Company, it's a bunch of weird recordings of people talking that are somewhat A.I. enabled.  I 'patch them through' to the owner, put them on speakerphone and listen to them talk to the robot for a while.  We've had digitizers talk to the thing for 15 minutes before.

[Homer]

I tell them we sell wholesale ninja supplies......or a porn studio looking for actors, are you calling about the male gangbang? because you sound perfect for the job..

I usually get hung up on fairly quick....makes me chuckle...

[bimmridder]

What's your number Jay? I'm looking for work!