Whats your favorite quote

[mooseman]

this one may be lost on some of the younger bucks in the crowd.......I'll bet Will Rogers never met you

from Caddy Shack......now I know why tigers eat their young

if bullshit could fly you would be a jet

every time I feel a spark of ambition I just sit down for a moment and it instantly goes away

 he could not pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel

your chances are about as good as a flying f*^% at a rolling donut

the loudest sound on an airplane is when the engine quits

The problem with having nothing to do all day is you never know when you are done

[screenxpress]

My dad would often say "even a blind hog finds an acorn every now and then"

Been known to use it myself.

[tonypep]

My favorite quote is the one for 20,000 shirts front and back one color need them next week.
Oh and no fold and bag

[alan802]

My favorite quote is the one for 20,000 shirts front and back one color need them next week.
Oh and no fold and bag

Bet you don't hear that one very often, at least I know I never have.

[3Deep]

I use to hear this all the time around the house when I was young " your never going to have anything as long as your ass is turned toward the ground"  I always laugh when I heard that.

Darryl

[Sbrem]

I keep checking in every couple of hours and LMAO. Keep 'em coming. And yeah, stay away from politics and religion, unless beating up on pompousness of course. Mooseman, love the "piss out of a boot" one.

Steve

[sweetts]

"That Dog won't Hunt"

My mind went straight to this

Does your dog bite?

thats great

[sweetts]

Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to have fun

You can't have everything.Where would you put it?

Awesome

[sweetts]

My favorite quote,

$20.00 each s-xl white 5.4 oz T printed one color black, one side.  200 pieces!

NOW THAT'S A QUOTE!

for sur ethe most profitable quote on here

[sweetts]

Never trust a big butt and a smile.

[bj]

      “If you wait to do everything until you're sure it's right, you'll probably never do much of anything"

 
   If you say you can learn alot about people's favorite quotes then this one is really me.   
    "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.”

[Shawn (EIP)]

"Don't write a check your ass can't cash"

[mooseman]

if you want to feel 10 feet tall hang around short people

God makes em' then he pairs em' up

my wife thinks f*&^*$g and cooking are providences in China

he / she has a face only a mother could love

she has an ageless look ( her face could stop a clock)

i was soooooo drunk I held my thumb and pissed my pants

if you have to ask why no explanation could possible do.

[Nation03]

You can make the future, but it starts with leaving the past.

Don't wait, the time will never be just right.

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

Now for something funny...

The Best Pick Up Line Ever

[Shawn (EIP)]

"women, can't live with them cant live without them"