Whats your favorite quote

[screenxpress]

When I see stuff like this

http://www.justpiercings.com/piercings/face-piercings/

I turn to my wife and say -

"Makes a Mommmmmaaa Proud" --- you have to drag it out for effect...

[sweetts]

in an English voice "Daddy like daddy like a lot" 

[Chadwick]

"Keep it simple, stupid."

"Sh*t happens."

not in that order.
 

[squeegee]

Utah! Get me two!

[Shawn (EIP)]

"better than a stink in the eye"

"dont talk the talk if you can't walk the walk"

"those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones"

" should have, could have, and would have wont get you anywhere in life"

" tug it more than twice and your playing with yourself"

" shiit or get off the pot"

[tonypep]

My favorite quote is the one for 20,000 shirts front and back one color need them next week.
Oh and no fold and bag

Bet you don't hear that one very often, at least I know I never have.

Actually we do Alan and we are not the only ones. Processing an order for 10K with a fold/bag right now and had to turn away a 38K order because we knew we couldn't hit the ship date.
The really big shops do not participate on these boards for the most part.

[royster13]

"Sell to the masses, eat with the classes"....

[Denis Kolar]

My favorite "quote" is one that is paid in FULL

[inkman996]

Spend your pennies, save your dollars.

[Action1]

Look ma - no hands!

[balloonguy]

“Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.” - Winston Churchill

[mk162]

I like churchill...

If you're going through hell, keep going.

I like pigs, cats look down on us, dogs look up to us, pigs treat us as equals.

[mooseman]

best way to double your money is to fold it in half

anything on two wheels isn't finished yet

life is a piece of cake but you have to make your own frosting

in the valley of the blind the one eyed man is king

i would consider my life a success if I were 3 things,  tall, rich and hansome, however now in my old age I will settle for any two

today is the first day of the rest of your life

he is tighter than two coats of paint on a bowling pin

it is wiser to  give a desperate army a safe way home than to trap them and fight to the death

mooseman

[Homer]

anything on two wheels isn't finished yet

that quote sucks Moose. . .you get beat up for saying that in my shop. .

[Socalfmf]

I have always loved


I AM GOING TO KICK YOU IN THE BALLS....