Ladies and Gentlemen BEHOLD!
Come on down to Wild Willy's Waterbase Wonderland where we're hiring top printing talent.
Jump in on the ground floor of a new shop opening in the One and Only--Tuscaloosa, Alabama.
We've spared no expense and I'm literally bringing in all the toys from M&R. We've got too much volume to not have the most efficient shop possible. If you're tired of working on presses that were manufactured when the Y2K Bug was a real fear, then you should apply.
Official start date is 11/14/16, so if you're interested there's plenty of time to relocate.
You're all serious about this industry so let's get right to it and avoid the typical job posting formalities. You should apply if:
- You want to live the Print Life in America's favorite college town
- You're tired of dealing with the hassles of old equipment and a hot shop with bad ventilation
- You want to become a true Waterbase Wizard and print Golden Squeegee worthy discharge jobs
- You have a personal vendetta against registration marks (we don't need them or use them!)
- You want to be super cool and set up jobs blindfolded like Dave
- You're dying to win the "Get Your Hanes Off Me!" Fastest Unloader of the Year Award for 2017
JNJ Apparel has been in business since 2004 and the sales volume and level of customer service now required has just overwhelmed our contractors, so we're going to launch this print ship into the water and set sail. Experience with waterbase and discharge ink applications is a huge plus. Relocation assistance may be available for top tier operators, depends on experience.
If you have any questions or are interested in applying, reply below or PM me for details.