Thiolates connected to small penis size.

[Dottonedan]

Eye catching headline for a screen print forum but I thought that it connected with our ink issues in a small way.

I was passing by the TV getting some coffee when I heard the term thiolates. So I watched "The Dr Show"
To see what they were saying. Apparently, mothers who eat chicken while pregnant stand an increased chance of decreasing the size of a boys penis due to high thiolates content in the Chicken. So for all you sons of screen printing women with small penis's now you have some answers.

[Command-Z]

"I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"

[Donnie]

I've been in Arizona Pools and they ain't that cold. 

[Dottonedan]

I've been in Arizona Pools and they ain't that cold. 

But they do have small pools in Arizona that enhance it's surroundings...and the water is a natural magnifier.

[Zelko-4-EVA]

Thiolates = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thiol

or

phthalates = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phthalate


?

http://nutritionfacts.org/blog/2011/09/15/eating-chicken-may-lead-to-a-smaller-penis/

[inkman996]

Thiolates = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thiol

or

phthalates = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phthalate


?

http://nutritionfacts.org/blog/2011/09/15/eating-chicken-may-lead-to-a-smaller-penis/

Definitely two different animals. And from the sounds of what Wiki says Maybe pregnant women shouldnt eat garlic either.

[Dottonedan]

Thiolates = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thiol

or

phthalates = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phthalate


?

http://nutritionfacts.org/blog/2011/09/15/eating-chicken-may-lead-to-a-smaller-penis/

I didn't look and they didn't spell it out on the show.  Don't ingest large amounts of either one directly. I'm sure any kind of "late' will make something smaller.

I did hear them say that it's the same thing that is in plastics and is causing excess estrogen. They felt like the amounts are not proven to do harm in terms of causing cancers etc. Technically, everything is just a "warning' of the potential (from what I gathered). I don't claim to know much about it.

[Dottonedan]

Can you imagine being one of the humans tested on that?  Your mom east tons of chicken all year and gets pregnant and eat chicken all during the pregnancy. Baby's born and the Dr's review, checks penis.   Ooooooh!.  Yep. That's a teency wheency one.  Baby's like

[tpitman]

So, is the opposite of eating chicken eating pork?

[Command-Z]

So, is the opposite of eating chicken eating pork?

Tuna, of course is the opposite of chicken... Like the jingle says, Chicken is the "Tuna of Dry Land".

[jsheridan]

Let's just stop eating and breathing the air because both have been determined , by the state of California, to contain chemicals that can kill you.

Here's a new one.. maybe penis size is determined by your genetic lines..

[Sbrem]

So then, whatever my mom was eating was the opposite?

[mk162]

Why does it matter?  Once you hit a certain age, it doesn't get used much anyway.   

[Artelf2xs]

Dan knows, The reason him and I type so bad is ... Ours are allays getting in the way!  My Mother was into German & Polish Sausage 

[ZooCity]

Actually, phthalates do indeed wreck some hell on development of sexual organs in exposed children. 

The study I read about saw that the 'taint' of lab rats, normally different in length from sex to sex, became more standardized between sexes in the test group.  The conclusion is that exposure can blur the difference between sexes.  So while they might not shrink the kids' members they are screwing around with that part of the human body. 

Phthalates can also mess with sperm count and strength which is, from a purely evolutionary standpoint, perhaps a little more important than length and girth.

...although many would consider having weak swimmers to be an advantage to survival these days.