Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison
DO NOT spray adhesive on the toilet seat. Ripped my business partner's skin right off his cheeks.
I have learned not to start pranks, they always come back around to bite you.
there is this one guy at the shop that everyone screws with and i remember this one time we wired his headlamps ckt to his horn on a friday knowing he was going to the redneck bar with his girl....