even I don't believe this and I was there

[mooseman]

No Shiznit...this old guy pulled up today in front of my shop. Had a kinda of new pick up truck that I was pretty sure he was living in.
thin as a rail he wanders in and said I want to get a tee shirt made but not sure what I want.
My space ship is passing through the magnetic field right now and as soon as it passes through my window I will know where I am going to land then I can come back and tell you what I need.

He turns and walks out as quickly as he zoomed in........I was too busy pissing my pants to say a word.
Absolute true...if I am bending the truth may the Raelians take my DNA

mooseman

[farmboygraphics]

You really need to install a go pro behind the desk.

[mooseman]

I have one on order with a slight upgrade
mooseman

[Dottonedan]

I liked the color of the people that came into my retail location. I met a bunch of wonderful people and some very questionable characters.


One guy didn't want tee shirts but figured I'd have an artist there (me) so we talk and he wants me to do illustrations or more so "enhancements" of his findings.


He had some kind of ancient stone thing that had some words in another language on it that were not of any race on earth (so he tells me). The interesting thing was he had photo's of it and brought the photos in with lighting in different positions. The words were relief (sticking up or raised) in one shot and recessed in other shots.  He thought "the stone" did this when all it was is lighting. I mentioned I can do that in photoshop with my own lighting and he wasn't impressed.  I think he wanted someone to believe him and get excited about it as much as he was.