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Offline ole jobe

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Deodorant
« on: August 25, 2012, 11:01:42 AM »
I decided to try a new deodorant. The instructions said "Remove cap, push up bottom." I did. I can hardly walk but when I pass gas it fills the room with a lovely fragrance.
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Offline mooseman

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Re: Deodorant
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2012, 01:17:05 PM »
so what do you do when you see a sign that says PARKING IN REAR?
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Offline Frog

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Re: Deodorant
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2012, 01:21:00 PM »
I always wondered about the Beatles singing "I'll Get You In the End"
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Re: Deodorant
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2012, 02:25:09 PM »
One of my favorites, Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.   :o
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Re: Deodorant
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2012, 04:18:45 PM »
This one always makes me smile ;D
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Offline Command-Z

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Re: Deodorant
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2012, 05:25:28 PM »

You're probably the guy I saw staring at the orange juice carton because it said "concentrate."
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Re: Deodorant
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2012, 05:42:38 PM »
Quote from: Command-Z on August 25, 2012, 05:25:28 PM

You're probably the guy I saw staring at the orange juice carton because it said "concentrate."

actually i was the guy ON the MILK  carton, my parents bought all of then up and then moved away
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