Just downloaded them from fonts101. I'll let you know if my computer explodes. Wait, I wouldn't be able to if it did.
Now I remember why I aborted the last time I downloaded from there. Not only do you have to be careful to select the download font button instead of the larger download button, but when you do download it, you have to run an exe file, then select advanced and decline installing all the garbage it is packed with.
But it looks like I got from point A to point B.
Thanks everyone!