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screen printing => Ink and Chemicals => Topic started by: Dottonedan on October 24, 2011, 09:28:33 AM

Title: Thiolates connected to small penis size.
Post by: Dottonedan on October 24, 2011, 09:28:33 AM
Eye catching headline for a screen print forum but I thought that it connected with our ink issues in a small way.

I was passing by the TV getting some coffee when I heard the term thiolates. So I watched "The Dr Show"
To see what they were saying. Apparently, mothers who eat chicken while pregnant stand an increased chance of decreasing the size of a boys penis due to high thiolates content in the Chicken. So for all you sons of screen printing women with small penis's now you have some answers.
Title: Re: Thiolates connected to small penis size.
Post by: Command-Z on October 24, 2011, 10:29:55 AM
"I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"
Title: Re: Thiolates connected to small penis size.
Post by: Donnie on October 24, 2011, 10:47:02 AM
I've been in Arizona Pools and they ain't that cold.  ;)
Title: Re: Thiolates connected to small penis size.
Post by: Dottonedan on October 24, 2011, 10:52:31 AM
I've been in Arizona Pools and they ain't that cold.  ;)

But they do have small pools in Arizona that enhance it's surroundings...and the water is a natural magnifier. ;)
Title: Re: Thiolates connected to small penis size.
Post by: Zelko-4-EVA on October 24, 2011, 11:09:12 AM
Thiolates = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thiol (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thiol)

or

phthalates = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phthalate (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phthalate)


?

http://nutritionfacts.org/blog/2011/09/15/eating-chicken-may-lead-to-a-smaller-penis/ (http://nutritionfacts.org/blog/2011/09/15/eating-chicken-may-lead-to-a-smaller-penis/)
Title: Re: Thiolates connected to small penis size.
Post by: inkman996 on October 24, 2011, 11:25:26 AM
Thiolates = [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thiol[/url] ([url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thiol[/url])

or

phthalates = [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phthalate[/url] ([url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phthalate[/url])


?

[url]http://nutritionfacts.org/blog/2011/09/15/eating-chicken-may-lead-to-a-smaller-penis/[/url] ([url]http://nutritionfacts.org/blog/2011/09/15/eating-chicken-may-lead-to-a-smaller-penis/[/url])


Definitely two different animals. And from the sounds of what Wiki says Maybe pregnant women shouldnt eat garlic either.
Title: Re: Thiolates connected to small penis size.
Post by: Dottonedan on October 24, 2011, 11:48:49 AM
Thiolates = [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thiol[/url] ([url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thiol[/url])

or

phthalates = [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phthalate[/url] ([url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phthalate[/url])


?

[url]http://nutritionfacts.org/blog/2011/09/15/eating-chicken-may-lead-to-a-smaller-penis/[/url] ([url]http://nutritionfacts.org/blog/2011/09/15/eating-chicken-may-lead-to-a-smaller-penis/[/url])



I didn't look and they didn't spell it out on the show.  Don't ingest large amounts of either one directly. I'm sure any kind of "late' will make something smaller.

I did hear them say that it's the same thing that is in plastics and is causing excess estrogen. They felt like the amounts are not proven to do harm in terms of causing cancers etc. Technically, everything is just a "warning' of the potential (from what I gathered). I don't claim to know much about it.
Title: Re: Thiolates connected to small penis size.
Post by: Dottonedan on October 24, 2011, 11:53:36 AM
Can you imagine being one of the humans tested on that?  Your mom east tons of chicken all year and gets pregnant and eat chicken all during the pregnancy. Baby's born and the Dr's review, checks penis.   Ooooooh!.  Yep. That's a teency wheency one.  Baby's like :-[
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Post by: tpitman on October 24, 2011, 12:30:48 PM
So, is the opposite of eating chicken eating pork?
Title: Re: Thiolates connected to small penis size.
Post by: Command-Z on October 24, 2011, 12:56:02 PM
So, is the opposite of eating chicken eating pork?

Tuna, of course is the opposite of chicken... Like the jingle says, Chicken is the "Tuna of Dry Land".
Title: Re: Thiolates connected to small penis size.
Post by: jsheridan on October 24, 2011, 12:58:32 PM
Let's just stop eating and breathing the air because both have been determined , by the state of California, to contain chemicals that can kill you.

Here's a new one.. maybe penis size is determined by your genetic lines..
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Post by: Sbrem on October 24, 2011, 02:31:53 PM
So then, whatever my mom was eating was the opposite? ;D
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Post by: mk162 on October 24, 2011, 02:36:53 PM
Why does it matter?  Once you hit a certain age, it doesn't get used much anyway.   ;D
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Post by: Artelf2xs on October 24, 2011, 03:26:33 PM
Dan knows, The reason him and I type so bad is ... Ours are allays getting in the way!  ;D My Mother was into German & Polish Sausage  ???
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Post by: ZooCity on October 24, 2011, 03:29:24 PM
Actually, phthalates do indeed wreck some hell on development of sexual organs in exposed children. 

The study I read about saw that the 'taint' of lab rats, normally different in length from sex to sex, became more standardized between sexes in the test group.  The conclusion is that exposure can blur the difference between sexes.  So while they might not shrink the kids' members they are screwing around with that part of the human body. 

Phthalates can also mess with sperm count and strength which is, from a purely evolutionary standpoint, perhaps a little more important than length and girth.

...although many would consider having weak swimmers to be an advantage to survival these days.   ;)
Title: Re: Thiolates connected to small penis size.
Post by: Artelf2xs on October 24, 2011, 03:33:01 PM
Take it from me..... Having a tiny penis is really an advantage  :P
Title: Re: Thiolates connected to small penis size.
Post by: Donnie on October 24, 2011, 05:17:19 PM
I'm really happy that some of you are injecting some humorous  8) "levity" into this small penis thing.
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Post by: mooseman on November 09, 2011, 07:15:07 PM
chicken & small penis syndrome I am 100% sure I can demonstrate imperical data that mothers eating chicken while expecting  does not reduce the pride of the male penis. BEFORE you jump in i don't eat chicken, my mommy doesn't eat chicken but you would think she &  i have made it a steady diet if the doctors are actually correct.
they don't call me stumpy for nuttin :'(