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Offline Shawn (EIP)

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Re: Thing best done while your wife is asleep
« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2011, 09:13:47 AM »
Quote from: brandon on July 19, 2011, 01:01:35 AM
Quote from: endless ink printing on July 19, 2011, 12:38:25 AM
Top 10 things best done while your wife is asleep...

1. tugging the bishop
2. snacking
3. looking at ta ta's on the interwebs
4. counting and hiding your cash money
5. that's all I have so far...

gotta love drunk posting...   :o
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Re: Thing best done while your wife is asleep
« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2011, 11:44:47 AM »
Me and friend used to go bat hunting back in out youth days with bb guns in an old abandon building, once they started flying around the fun begain and it was somewhat dark in there even during the day.
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Re: Thing best done while your wife is asleep
« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2011, 01:08:06 PM »
Quote from: mk162 on July 19, 2011, 08:55:55 AM
I did go in the bathroom and call my dad since I didn't want to wake her up, I could only imagine how awkward that would be..."why are you in the bathroom talking softly on your phone..and why are you all sweaty?"

hehe good story :D
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Re: Thing best done while your wife is asleep
« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2011, 02:40:04 PM »
Quote from: endless ink printing on July 19, 2011, 12:38:25 AM
Top 10 things best done while your wife is asleep...

1. tugging the bishop
2. snacking
3. looking at ta ta's on the interwebs
4. counting and hiding your cash money
5. that's all I have so far...

The neighbor!
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Offline Shawn (EIP)

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Re: Thing best done while your wife is asleep
« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2011, 02:56:37 PM »
Quote from: terryei on July 19, 2011, 02:40:04 PM
Quote from: endless ink printing on July 19, 2011, 12:38:25 AM
Top 10 things best done while your wife is asleep...

1. tugging the bishop
2. snacking
3. looking at ta ta's on the interwebs
4. counting and hiding your cash money
5. that's all I have so far...

The neighbor!

Dangerous!
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Re: Thing best done while your wife is asleep
« Reply #20 on: July 20, 2011, 12:01:50 AM »
About 10 years ago, my wife comes home around 11 p.m. from a friends and says while she was on the beltway doing around 60 mph, something hit the car antenna and had fluttered all the way home. 

I go out and look and damned if a bat had not speared himself on the radio antenna from the top.  I had to get something and slide it up and over the top to get it off, dead of course.  It must have been coming down on an insect at just the split second.....
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Re: Thing best done while your wife is asleep
« Reply #21 on: July 20, 2011, 01:22:03 AM »
Quote from: 3Deep on July 19, 2011, 11:44:47 AM
Me and friend used to go bat hunting back in out youth days with bb guns in an old abandon building, once they started flying around the fun begain and it was somewhat dark in there even during the day.

That would be fun with one of the new high powered fully auto air soft guns.
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Re: Thing best done while your wife is asleep
« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2011, 08:01:22 AM »
Yeah, except bats eat a ton of bugs, and since this mosquito season has been horribly bad, we need all the help we can get.  And I refuse to do the yard treatments, I just feel like that is a surefire way to make sure the honeybees never pollinate my garden.
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Re: Thing best done while your wife is asleep
« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2011, 10:54:59 AM »
Have you tried some of those propane traps? My brother in law lives in Minnesota and he has one of those in his yard. He said it works awesome. They flock to that thing like flies on sh!t and kills them. He said it made a huge improvement in his yard.
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Re: Thing best done while your wife is asleep
« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2011, 11:41:48 AM »
I am going to try one of those out.  That would be AWESOME and I am sure my neighbors would love it too.
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Re: Thing best done while your wife is asleep
« Reply #25 on: July 21, 2011, 12:17:16 AM »
Well.... the wife's sleeping and I spent the last hour re-living 70's  R&B.

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