One of my favorites, Dave Kingman, whom I had the pleasure of meeting back in the '80's, was recently the featured guest at a Minor league Stockton Ports game.
It brought to mind this
R-Rated rant by my beloved Dodger ex-manager Tommy Lasorda. A true classic.
This clip does illustrate Tommy's rather limited vocabulary which may offend some. Listen at your own risk.
http://tommykingman.ytmnd.com/