Oh man that reminds me.......ten years ago I had a real ditzy employee that wanted to have a private meeting. She informed me that she was resigning was taking a new job. She said it was her opportunity to obtain a manitioral position (wait, what?) OK so maybe I heard it wrong. But then she went ont to say she had been waiting for years to finally be a manitor. Truly it was a "Did that just happen?"moment. Of course I couldn't resist my impish ways and e-mailed HR that Sally was leaving and was pursing a new career as a manitor. I sat back and waited patiently for the "Do what now?" response which came, as you might expect, in less than thirty seconds.
I had to run with this. I replied that a manitor manages janitorial supplies and equipment including, but nott limited to Lysol, Windex and other amonia based products. On the equipment side duties included managing items such as mops, brooms, squeegees, and in extreme cases vacums. Of course I had to end it on a smarmy note with "I can't believe you did'nt know that"
As you also might expect HR CCd the entire company and the mayhem ensued.
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