As promised, I'll try for one each weekday morning. The threads are locked, so don't try replying.
Answers will be posted each Sunday.
And remember, many of these answers are a little dated and/or esoteric. I think that a few may even repeat.
Don't kill the messenger
This one's a little tough, so I also have a "beginner's" version which I'll also post ![Grin ;D](http://www.theshirtboard.com/Smileys/default/grin.gif)