Expressions?

[terryei]

We've all used them and know a lot of them!
How about for the heat!
Sure there is "Hotter than He!!
But what are some other favorites?
"Hotter then a 2 dicked billy goat in the mating season"
"Hotter than a half FU**ed Fox in a forrest fire"
You have any?
Terry

[JBLUE]

Im sweating more than a pregnant Nun and the Priest that did it.

Im sweating  like two rats F()ckin in a wool sock.

Its 75 here today so not that hot to be  thinking of stuff

[tonypep]

"Hotter than five Hells" is my friends favorite

[mk162]

Business is like sex, the last time I had it, it was good.

Sweatin' like a whore in church.

Up to my ass in alligators.

Those are probably my 3 favorites.

[ebscreen]

Toasting the dirty hippie cabbage.

[Evo]

Does the Pope sh** in the woods?

[terryei]

Does the Pope sh** in the woods?

Is the bear catholic?

[Fresh Baked Printing]

A couple I remember from childhood:

"These pant are like a poor mans castle. No ball room"
"Colder than a witches t!t in a cast iron bra"

[Sbrem]

Does the Pope sh** in the woods?

Oddly enough, I use the inverse, or, "Does a bear wear a funny hat?" I also like "We'll burn that bridge when we come to it"

Steve

[Mr Tees!!]

Here in the southeast I hear new ones all the time, I guess using them conveys some sort of quality you are supposed to appreciate.

Several days ago, I had my AC guy tell me that they would seal something up "tighter than a gnats a**hole"! Still waitin on an opprtunity to use that one!!

[Northland]

Here's a couple "terms" that get tossed around in my shop:
D-horn (not sure of it's origin, refers to the dumbest guy on the crew).
Just nail it (meaning that's good enough)
Scoch (meaning a tiny amount... Japanese ??)
Bob's your uncle (OK... that doesn't get used much, but it should)

[T Shirt1]

Dumber than a box of rocks.
As nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rockers.
Nitwit.
Colder than a witch's heart.
A(nother) blonde moment.
Go any slower and you'll be late for your own funeral.

When i ask a question and it gets repeated back to me..... I asked you first.

[terryei]

I thought we were just going to do heat related, but OK.  How about:

"That dog won't hunt" (something broken)
"All hat and no cattle" (show off/Bullsh!t artist)
"Could be worse..could be rain'in" (Mel Brooks movie)
"That's what she said" (The Office)
"Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs"
"She could suck the chrome off a trailor hitch" (now this is going to go in another direction)
"She could suck a golf ball through 10 feet of garden hose"
I've never said this...but an employee did. "She's so fine, I'd suck her daddy's D**k"

[Sbrem]

I thought we were just going to do heat related, but OK.  How about:

"That dog won't hunt" (something broken)
"All hat and no cattle" (show off/Bullsh!t artist)
"Could be worse..could be rain'in" (Mel Brooks movie)
"That's what she said" (The Office)
"Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs"
"She could suck the chrome off a trailor hitch" (now this is going to go in another direction)
"She could suck a golf ball through 10 feet of garden hose"
I've never said this...but an employee did. "She's so fine, I'd suck her daddy's D**k"

In that vein, "I'd crawl over 2 miles of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie." and "All hat and no cattle" is perfect...

[Homer]

One I use often. . .gotta set the scene here -a few guys standing around and a dill pickle walks by (a dill pickle being an ugly chick)

. . . I wouldn't fk her with his dik if you were pushin. . .

I have so many but I'd rather not use that terminology here -I may offend some.