To the people who smoke cigarettes...

[whitewater]

Please don't throw your butts in the bushes in front of the building my shop is in. When its hot out the bushes will catch fire and in turn catch the building on fire.

It really just effin happened! Bushes in flames and making sure the building didn't catch...just because a person used decided to do the cool flick instead of the butt thingy thats out there..

[whitewater]

Flames in the bushes...

[Fresh Baked Printing]

Dear smoker,
Please don't throw your butts in the bushes in front of the building but feel free to litter intersections, beaches, sidewalks and curb gutters as you see fit and for your convenience , feel free to throw your cigarette butts out of your car window any time.

-Bobby

[whitewater]

right? the earth is their ashtray

[larryk]

Most of them are un-educated to the fact that they can catch things on fire. Just last week I had an 18 year old kid helping me with breaking some horses and he flicked a butt in the middle of my drought ridden pasture. I was lucky to have seen it and jumped right in the middle of him......... He acted like he didn't have a clue!
But on the other hand a lot of people just don't give a ----- (Fill in the Blank).... No respect for the other mans property.................

[mk162]

Well, smokers don't have respect for themselves, so why would they respect anybody elses stuff either.

[Artelf2xs]

screen printers are opinionated morons? guys who wear boxers are gay! and smokers are ALL idiots!

Allrighty then!

[mk162]

And why would you end a statement with a question mark?

[larryk]

Thank you for identifying my life....... I used to be an idiot! I'm straight! and it is questionable that I am an opinionated moroon!................ My day is complete!

[Artelf2xs]

Who said it was a statement?

[mk162]

The sentence structure dictates that it is a declarative sentence.  If you wanted to make it a question, you should have moved the word "are" to the front of the sentence.

And yes, we are all opinionated morons, and we wouldn't have it any other way.

[squeezee]

Smokers have a bad press.
Our economy is in trouble, the pensions cost too much and we have a section of the population who are willing to pay extra tax and die earlier.  Let's celebrate their selflessness.
 

[Dottonedan]

Yea, but they are our morons. You gotta luv those retards.  haha,

There's Something About Mary

[Artelf2xs]

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If you wanted to make it a question, you should have moved the word "are" to the front of the sentence.
Again, Who said I wanted it to be a question?  Maybe it was a sentence with a question mark placed to make you think. In wich case it would have to be said it was  Highly effective.
W_ R _U  taking such issue with my LAS (language art skills)? " The lady doth protest to much me thinks"

That's just like the opinions in the first place,  U_ C_ an opinion is 100 percent factual insite into the mental make up psyche & ego of the opinionator, while having no reality or truth about the opinionatee! This is why we tell our children.... " If U don't have anything nice to say......
Unfortunately they assume it is to not hurt the OTHER person.

U'll learn to read between my lines & dot toneish spelling :-P

[Frog]

U'll learn to read between my lines & dot toneish spelling :-P

He's actually doing a lot better since he changed to that crazy new PC keyboard. Must have the letters in different places, eh?

Otherwise, I still have a few of the my special DotToneDan decoder rings left. Order yours today!