Methylene Chloride, where to get it?

[squeezee]

"Exposure to methylene chloride affects the nervous system (brain) and can cause headaches, dizziness, nausea, clumsiness, drowsiness, and other effects like those of being drunk."  Explains a lot about this board

"Methylene chloride causes cancer in animals and potentially can cause cancer in humans. Methylene chloride causes lung and liver tumors, and mammary (breast) tumors in animal studies."

Alternatives:
http://source.theengineer.co.uk/production-and-automation/finishing-and-pre-treatment/cleaner-a-safe-alternative-to-methylene-chloride/390060.article
http://ph.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100116022950AADteJT
http://e2s2.ndia.org/pastmeetings/2010/tracks/Documents/10077.pdf

[Gilligan]

So does Aspartame but I bet a bunch of you drink up that crap everyday!

I don't plan on using this every day or a ton of it or in manners that will require me to breath in a ton of the fumes.  Probably use a q-tip and use it and be done with it.

[ScreenFoo]

"Exposure to methylene chloride affects the nervous system (brain) and can cause headaches, dizziness, nausea, clumsiness, drowsiness, and other effects like those of being drunk."  Explains a lot about this board

That's why I homebrew.  Lots of anecdotal evidence saying it's even more dangerous--and tasty. 

CCI SR-97 and SPIF sub dichloromethane--is that better?  (Hint:  it's the same thing)

Aspartame?  What are you trying to do?  You can't clean out ink with that.  You can't catch a buzz off that.  It's worthless.