Whats your favorite quote

[sweetts]

I find the quotes people like say a lot about themselves so anyone want to share their favorite quotes?  One of mine is "Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication"
or
"Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential"

[Frog]

I don't have much opportunity to use it, but I have always liked

"A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke."

[thinkdesign]

"It's easier to build a boy than to mend a man."

[screenxpress]

"That Dog won't Hunt"

[Frog]

"That Dog won't Hunt"

My mind went straight to this

Does your dog bite?

[Fresh Baked Printing]

"Women.  Can't live with them...pass the beer nuts.".

[mk162]

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea

[Homer]

"busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest" ~ Brad (there, ya happy haha)

"hold my beer & watch this"

fat chicks are like mopeds, you'd ride it, but you won't tell your friends.

I got a million of them, our shop runs on quotes from family guy, dumb and dumber and tommy boy....

[mk162]

hey, I recognize that top one 

[mooseman]

if you have to tell them who you are you ain't
Yogi Berra

your head is so far up your ass your tonsils and hemorrhoids are fighting for space

mooseman

[bimmridder]

Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to have fun

You can't have everything.Where would you put it?


 

[Donnie]

This guy whom owed my Dad money was a little pissed that he was being pressured to pay up. He proceeded to tell my Dad that he was going to whip his ass.  My Dad replied,

"I can't stop you from trying but I'll goddamn sure break you of the habit!"

[tpitman]

I like my beer like I like my women . . . cold, dark, and bitter.

I used to have a drinking problem. Now I have a hobby.

Beer has food value. Food has no beer value.

[Socalfmf]

the best one is "its not what you know, its who you know"

words to live by

[jason-23]

"when you realize you know nothing is the day i know you know something"
"I once prayed to god for a car, but quickly found out he didnt work that way…so I stole a car and prayed for his forgiveness"
 "Remember what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That s***'ll come back with you."