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Offline sweetts

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Whats your favorite quote
« on: November 30, 2011, 09:03:23 PM »
I find the quotes people like say a lot about themselves so anyone want to share their favorite quotes?  One of mine is "Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication"
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"Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential"

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Offline Frog

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Re: Whats your favorite quote
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2011, 09:16:25 PM »
I don't have much opportunity to use it, but I have always liked

"A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke."
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Re: Whats your favorite quote
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2011, 09:20:09 PM »
"It's easier to build a boy than to mend a man."
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Re: Whats your favorite quote
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2011, 09:24:19 PM »
"That Dog won't Hunt"
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Re: Whats your favorite quote
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2011, 09:28:19 PM »
Quote from: screenxpress on November 30, 2011, 09:24:19 PM
"That Dog won't Hunt"


My mind went straight to this

Does your dog bite?
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Offline Fresh Baked Printing

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Re: Whats your favorite quote
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2011, 09:41:56 PM »
"Women.  Can't live with them...pass the beer nuts.".
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Re: Whats your favorite quote
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2011, 09:48:09 PM »
Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea
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Re: Whats your favorite quote
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2011, 10:01:30 PM »
"busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest" ~ Brad (there, ya happy haha)

"hold my beer & watch this"

fat chicks are like mopeds, you'd ride it, but you won't tell your friends.

I got a million of them, our shop runs on quotes from family guy, dumb and dumber and tommy boy....
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Re: Whats your favorite quote
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2011, 10:10:43 PM »
hey, I recognize that top one  ;)
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Re: Whats your favorite quote
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2011, 10:26:40 PM »
if you have to tell them who you are you ain't
Yogi Berra

your head is so far up your ass your tonsils and hemorrhoids are fighting for space

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Re: Whats your favorite quote
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2011, 10:33:09 PM »
Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to have fun

You can't have everything.Where would you put it?


 
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Re: Whats your favorite quote
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2011, 12:31:15 AM »
This guy whom owed my Dad money was a little pissed that he was being pressured to pay up. He proceeded to tell my Dad that he was going to whip his ass.  My Dad replied,

"I can't stop you from trying but I'll goddamn sure break you of the habit!"

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Re: Whats your favorite quote
« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2011, 06:22:26 AM »
I like my beer like I like my women . . . cold, dark, and bitter.

I used to have a drinking problem. Now I have a hobby.

Beer has food value. Food has no beer value.
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Re: Whats your favorite quote
« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2011, 07:47:06 AM »
the best one is "its not what you know, its who you know"

words to live by

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Offline jason-23

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Re: Whats your favorite quote
« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2011, 09:24:50 AM »
"when you realize you know nothing is the day i know you know something"
"I once prayed to god for a car, but quickly found out he didnt work that way…so I stole a car and prayed for his forgiveness"
 "Remember what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That s***'ll come back with you."



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