This is SO not funny.
(Sobbing, snivelling, whimpering noises....getting control now.....breathe. Breathe.... BREATHE.....)
Mine is about half stiff. It even broke off once, just a widdle bit. (Sniff) I didn't know they could be replaced, butt I think I could bare to part with it...if it wood only work better. You know.....like it used to.
Okay. Maybe it WAS funny....